We stopped putting money in mattresses 50 years ago

Now, millions of users write private keys in locked Apple Notes and call it secure.

The crypto community achieved the impossible: trustless, instant, global finance. Then we locked it behind 24 words that nobody can remember. We built the future but forgot to include the door.

When nearly 20% of all Bitcoin is stuck in purgatory, maybe it's time to admit that "be your own bank" only works if you don't need a PhD to understand self-custody.